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hennnypotter:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU’D LIKE TO-
JOIN OUR GANG OR DIE.
JUST BE IN OUR GANG, ACTUALLY. WE NEED-
TOUGH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS WILLING TO POP OFF AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE.
SOMEONE TO WEAR THE GREEN HOODIE, IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. IT’S NOT LIKE, FOREST GREEN, OBVI. WE’RE MORE OF A BRIGHT PASTEL-
BUNCH OF HARDCORE GANGSTERS DOING HARDCORE GANGSTER SHIT.
WE MOSTLY JUST GET PINKBERRY AND THEN HANG OUT ON THE PARK. 
WORD. THE SCULPTURE GARDEN DOWN BY THE RIVER IS BEAUTIFUL IN THE FALL. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT NICE-ASS SUNLIGHT ALL REFLECTING OFF THE WATER AND SHIT.
TODD’S TRYING TO TOUGHEN UP OUR IMAGE. HE THINKS WE’RE A LITTLE ‘SOFT’.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
A NICE CHARTREUSE GREEN WOULD GO GREAT WITH YOUR HAIR.
HONESTLY, IT REALLY WOULD.

Dogs.

twofish:

aprilsdwyer:

Michael Scott: the ultimate Jim/Pam shipper.

I shipped Pam and Jim so hard until they actually got married.

After that they became the two most unfunny, redundant presences on the show and I wanted them to fall off a cliff.

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I can't believe I did this when I was drunk ): sincerely, never drinking again ->>

(via forever90s)

poisonedcandyfloss:

intoxicatedteens:

he is perfection

Ok sorry I had too